Eau d’agneau

Annoyingly enough it doesn’t smell half as bad as I hoped. I might squirt it with Impulse and try and sell it on Ebay as genuine Floris. Although the jam-jar might give it away.

Lamb fat rendering

This is how you make a tallow candle. It’s a long and smelly process and everything in your kitchen ends up covered in grease (especially if your extractor stopped working two years ago). The veggie husband loved it.